I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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