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(304): View more from West Virginia

Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow

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(360): View more from Washington

WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN

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(818): View more from California

Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."

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(631): View more from New York

im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(631): View more from New York

She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat

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SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun

(262): View more from Wisconsin

Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating

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