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(580): View more from Oklahoma

That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.

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(512): View more from Texas

do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?

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(480): View more from Arizona

you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open

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(630): View more from Illinois

It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin

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(914): View more from New York

this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.

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He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.

(406): View more from Montana

Ok, i'm coming over

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(406): View more from Montana

Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.

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Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs

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(406): View more from Montana

my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute

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