They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "