It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all