i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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