update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands