Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.