im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged