His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.