How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.