Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.