So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab