so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70