I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?