yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
29 “I’m Getting Old” Moments
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.