Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??