can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
a search helicopter?!
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again