I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american