I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.