you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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