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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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