you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun