my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.