He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Pappa wants mamma naked