grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.