im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Man Helps Gorilla Find His Next Tinder Date
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"