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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!

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(646): View more from New York

I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress

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(315): View more from New York

HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea

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