I would do horrible things to your vagina.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.