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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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