4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
27 Times The Kardashian-Jenner Clan Absolutely Slayed at NYFW
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...