If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8