Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid