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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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