This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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