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(760): View more from California

You did not just play the dead husband card again.

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(818): View more from California

my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.

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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."

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(218): View more from Minnesota

No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus

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(914): View more from New York

just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix

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(703): View more from Virginia

Grow some girl-balls and come out already

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick

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(904): View more from Florida

You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.

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