happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.