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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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