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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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