I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."