I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father