Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section