The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?