Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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