Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason