he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate