Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
