you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?