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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter

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(830): I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter http://tfl.nu/xpn7

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I am SOOO high

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tell me about your high

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HUGE THUMBTACKS

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(214): I am SOOO high (830): tell me about your high (214): HUGE THUMBTACKS http://tfl.nu/kz11

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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.

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(830): Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/q7ix

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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy

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(830): You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy http://tfl.nu/g7o4

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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao

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(830): just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao http://tfl.nu/019w

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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple

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(830): What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple http://tfl.nu/5qs4

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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.

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(830): He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net. http://tfl.nu/ybxr

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If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice

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(830): If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice http://tfl.nu/5b32

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Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?

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its hotter. Way hotter.

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(512): Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this? (830): its hotter. Way hotter. http://tfl.nu/1e9l

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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.

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(830): I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won. http://tfl.nu/nmjn

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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...

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(830): i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone... http://tfl.nu/i2ws

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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.

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(830): we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked. http://tfl.nu/50u7

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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?

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(830): I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy? http://tfl.nu/wl4s

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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her

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(830): No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her http://tfl.nu/0ly7

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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester

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(830): Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester http://tfl.nu/187b

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