I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from