dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you